11. What's the best way to catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana
12.Why did the little boy keep running around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up with his sleep
Abbott time you opened this door!
14.How do you make a potato puff?
Chase it around the garden
15.Danny, why did Sammy run through the screen door?
Because he wanted to strain himself
16.If mounties always get their man, what do postmen always get?
17.Why are giraffes good friends to have?
Because they stick their necks out for you
18.What fur do we get from a tiger?
As fur as possible
19.What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests
20.Be sure to go straight home after playing
I can't, I live around the corner