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61. What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
     A fire-quacker

62.What jam can't you eat?
     A traffic jam

63.What's the hottest letter in the alphabet?
     It's ´b´, because it makes oil boil

64.Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?
     He wanted to grow mashed potatoes

65.What do Hungarian monsters eat?
     Ghoulash

66.What should you take if a monster invites you to dinner?
     Someone who can't run as fast as you!

67.On which day do monsters eat people?
     Chewsday

68.Who was the fastest runner in the whole world?
     Adam, because he was the first in the human race

69.Did you hear about the student who said he couldn't write an essay on goldfish for his homework, because he didn't have any waterproof ink?

70.Have you heard about the gym teacher who ran around exam rooms, hoping to jog students' memories
     ...Or, the craft teacher who had her pupils in stitches?
     ...Or, the cooking teacher who thought Hamlet was an omelette with bacon?

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