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71. What sort of bird steals from banks?
     A robin

72.Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
     At parking meteors

73.How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
     You rock-et

74.Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies' toilet?
     To boldly go where no man has been before

75.What do you call a crazy spaceman?
     An astro-nut

76.What do you call a magician in space?
     A flying sorcerer

77.What holds the moon up?
     Moonbeams

78.What part of a football ground smells the best?
     The scenter spot

79.What job does Dracula have with the Transylvanian baseball team?
     He looks after the bats

80.Why didn't the dog want to play baseball?
     Because he was a boxer

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