Dinosaur Jokes

Q: What dinosaur was a photographer?

A: A camrasaurus!


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Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!


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Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (extinct)


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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

A: What a lavaly day!


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Q: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer


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Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles


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Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?

A: Try Sara’s Tops


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Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex?


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Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.


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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.


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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.


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Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A: A dino-sewer.


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Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?

A: At the dino-shore

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