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Dinosaur
Jokes

Q: What dinosaur was a photographer?
A: A camrasaurus!

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (extinct)

Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!

Q: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer

Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles

Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara's Tops

Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?

Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: A dino-sewer.

Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?
A: At the dino-shore

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